Luís Miranda dE ainda dizem que sou lento a escrever...xD
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Riley Wallen this video is stupid, good song though;..
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Nokubekezela Dlamini *Sad*Im tryng 2 slip wit a brkn heart*singng*
Matome Phillix Kokwele Bahananwa, masa ga a na swele. Le robaleng gabotse.
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Erin Hernandez @ fellow coworkers does anybody know if there is a link where we can access are paycheck stubs from home?
Michael Rowland People call it a "restroom"; but I think of it as "the little corner of the universe where I am King."
Jeremy Deems the countdown has begun. get ready for a great night with KLNZR, Hatedriven, and Stone Wicked Souls!!! We bout to bring some killer original music to the Ohio valley. Just get up and get out people! don't even think about it. Just GO!!!!!!!We'll see you there!!!
Juan Flores "im a kid" you say. when you say im a kid. i say "say it again "thank you! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! ye try to be like me the kid inside will set u free! im a goofy goober ROCK! we all goofy goobers yeah! ;D haha
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Jordan Coene If your from Jersey your breakfast was a bagel and coffee, sometimes.
Dustin Suarez So this one time, I was banging a hooker. Like really going to town! She was getting into it too like, "Oh yeah oh yeah!" So I punched her the face like, "Bitch I ain't paying you to enjoy it!"
Agnes Love Handles holy a damn blizzard later....take my queen back now peace out!!!!
Michael Kenrick Give the gift of Driving Lessons with a professional instructor, Gift Vouchers now available at Discounted Rates for Facebook users
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Jack Kippins Don't ya just hate it when you need to take a dump right before you leave for work and your afraid it'll make you late? Yep I'm stuck in that situation now.
Courtney Maillett Having a blast
Naty Deloya Una hermosa noche de diciembre, allá en La Habana, estaba una pareja de cubanos mirando el mar, muy acaramelados en el malecón, cuando de repente, él le dice a ella:
- Chica, ¡déjame tocarte el wiwichu!
... - Estás loco, mi negro, ¿cómo crees, si no es tiempo todavía?
...
-Anda chica que no ves que es el tiempo perfecto, ¡déjame tocarte el wiwichu!
- ¡No, que no quiero!
- Anda chica, es ahora o nunca, deja que te toque el wiwichu...
- Bueno, mi negro, sólo porque te quiero mucho...
Entonces el negro agarra su guitarra y comienza:
"¡¡¡¡¡Wiwichu a merry crismas, wiwichu a merry crismas, wiwichu a merry crismas,
and a japy niu yirrrrr!!!!!!!"
que mal pensados ehhh!! jojojo
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Ronald White Every friday night theirs a steady cloud of dust that leads back to a field filled with pick up trucks got old hank crankin way up loud got coolers in the back tailgates down theirs a big fire burnin but don't be alarmed were just country boys and girls gettin down on the farm
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Jerod Thomas The girl you just called fat . . She's on diet pills .The girl you just called ugly . . She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped . . .He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars . . . He fought for his country .The 14 year old girl with a kid , that you just called a slut . . . she got raped...That guy you just made fun of for crying . . . His mother is dying Put this as you're status if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont re-post , but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will!!
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Sunky Ola Cash on a higher key @ 40/40 bar... popping bottles going on 15,16,17,18.. 30... #ILEFO ILUMINATI.. ENEMIES....ANY FUCKING BODY WEY DEY BEEF#
Kristeena Nipp Austin COUNTIN DWN...IM RDY TO GO HOME....XMAS DWNTOWN TOMORRO...KIDS GNA HAVE A BLAST ~K*R*I*$~
Mysti Hawotte I have an hour to write a ten-page paper. FML.
Nate Punch Dear old lady In front of me. Please stop.driving 40 in the passing lane and slamming on the brakes every 5 minutes. Its just rain, not the apocalypse. Crawl in a ditch already
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Rayhaan George Its amazin hw u can trueli love sum1 wit ur entire heart ...evn wen u knw u tha person wu spoils her mudt mos of tha tym wen al u wntd 2 do was hlp...wen u start 2 tink b4 answain r askin sumting...yet u wudnt wna change a ting abt her...jst wna b by her syd....bt al i wntd 2 say is my heart can nli belng 2 her ..
Louie Garcia They say its bad luck when a black cat crosses your path when your driving, but what does it mean if a black rabbit crosses your path. That's what happened to me this morning. Hope its good luck
Deweazy Dylan White who neeeeds a car batttery? this kid right here doess.
