Joy Coles Q: If an attractive stranger walked up to yo... A: Say thank u: http://lnk.ms/YVsYt
Surfclub Sha WHAT WILL U SAY IF A GIRL ASK U OUT -_____-
Bethany Patton I can't believe school starts back up in three days...how time flies! I thank God for the amazing life He has given me - incredible friends, loving family, a wonderful college to call my own, a well-running car, and a great job...I'm so blessed:)
Carol Wilk Mattel should make a Barbie with no hair so that every little girl fighting cancer feels beautiful!! Put her in pink, name her HOPE and send the proceeds to St. Jude. Post this if you agree...
Mandi Dewise NEW GAME NOTICE! Come check out the awesome new Bouncing Balls contest that is available, you could win a XBOX 360 with Kinect. Start playing: http://sups.us/523ed8
Melissa Roy watching extreme makeover home edition....brett michaels is on the episode because he shares something in common with the mom (brain aneurysms) and he is very genuine....he asked her what he could do for her 6 kids if something ever happens to her! I've never really been a fan of his(mostly because of his rock of love show) but this episode has changed that....i think he actually has a heart!
Donald Falese NEW GAME NOTICE! Come check out the awesome new Bouncing Balls contest that is available, you could win a XBOX 360 with Kinect. Start playing: http://sups.us/523ed8
Haylee Blackmon Please pray for my daddy. He was admitted back into ICU for the second time in less than a month due to internal bleeding :/
Scott Prater If you are 40, or older, you might think this is hilarious!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning....Uphill... Barefoot...BOTH ways...yadda, yadda, yadda
And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!
But now that I'm over the ripe old age of forty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it!
1) I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have the Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!!
2) There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox, and it would take like a week to get there! Stamps were 10 cents!
3) Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our ass! Nowhere was safe!
4) There were no MP3's or Napsters or iTunes! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the record store and shoplift it yourself!
5) Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio, and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car. We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished, and then the tape would come undone rendering it useless. Cause, hey, that's how we rolled, Baby! Dig?
6) We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called, they got a busy signal, that's it!
7) There weren't any freakin' cell phones either. If you left the house, you just didn't make a damn call or receive one. You actually had to be out of touch with your "friends". OH MY GOSH!!! Think of the horror... not being in touch with someone 24/7!!! And then there's TEXTING. Yeah, right. Please! You kids have no idea how annoying you are.
8) And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your parents, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, the collection agent... you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!
9) We didn't have any fancy PlayStation or Xbox video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'. Your screen guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!!! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen.. Forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!
10) You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel!!! NO REMOTES!!! Oh, no, what's the world coming to?!?!
11) There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying? We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little rat-bastards!
12) And we didn't have microwaves. If we wanted to heat something up, we had to use the stove! Imagine that!
13) And our parents told us to stay outside and play... all day long. Oh, no, no electronics to soothe and comfort. And if you came back inside... you were doing chores!
And car seats - oh, please! Mom threw you in the back seat and you hung on. If you were lucky, you got the "safety arm" across the chest at the last moment if she had to stop suddenly, and if your head hit the dashboard, well that was your fault for calling "shot gun" in the first place!
See! That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled rotten! You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1970 or any time before!
Regards,
The Over 40 Crowd
(Send this to someone you'd like to make smile)
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Brett Armstrong NEW GAME NOTICE! Come check out the awesome new Bouncing Balls contest that is available, you could win a XBOX 360 with Kinect. Start playing: http://sups.us/523ed8
Ellie Uzelac Happy 21st to my amazing sister Laurie-rose Patison . Not a second has struck that this nigger wigger hasnt been there for me. Love you my girl xxx
Staci Brielle Cashatt Pioneer was good :) met someone else with a civic :) ha. Saw my dear too ;)
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Ellana Tha'Best Alise -Nigga Please, I Dropped Yhu Lik A Bad Habit!! (:
A SON holds his mother's hand for a little while ....her heart forever Press like if you love your son
Patricia Gallagher NOT ONE OF MY FACEBOOK FRIENDS WILL COPY AND PASTE ( BUT I AM COUNTING ON A TRUE FAMILY MEMBER OR FRIENDS TO DO IT)... IF YOU WOULD BE THERE FOR ME NO MATTER WHAT THEN COPY AND PASTE THIS... IM DOING THIS TO PROVE A FRIEND WRONG THAT SOMEONE IS ALWAYS LISTENING !!
Monique Dorsey Good Evening FB Fam T.G.I.F An The 1st 1 Of 2012. "I Can Not Express How Detrimental It Is 2 Move Forward&Leave Arguing,Fighting Jealousy&Srife Behind #LETGO!!" Every1 Have A Safe&Blessed WeekkEnd An Much Love 2 Every1....
Emily Morgan Single or not!put this as your status and see who MESSAGES YOU
♥ Want a relationship
~ Fallin for u
(: I really like u
(; Ur cute
Barbara Freeman I'm so excited! Supernatural is coming on! Its a new one and Andrew is here with me! It doesn't get much better than that!
Julia Moore Perez Cancer ... I wonder if anyone could put this as their status for 1 hour. I'm pretty sure I know who will do it. Think of someone you know that has cancer, had cancer or died because of cancer. My wish is that a cure is found in 2012. Will you post it for 1 hour?
Amanda J Rouleau Hi guys! Don't forget to check out Amanda Rouleau Song Page - a new cover was added yesterday & I'll be doing another one next week! Have a great weekend eveyone :)
Dusty Murphy Tryed to go eat at East Coast Wings but to long of a wait, so i guess it's Bo time lol. Then to the house to relax
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