your mama so fat when she sat on a Nintendo game cube it turned into a game boy Friend How many woman do you think a guy should marry

Isaac Bfd your mama so fat when she sat on a Nintendo game cube it turned into a game boy!

 

Johan Hendriks Friend .... How many woman do you think a guy should marry? Malema ....16 Friend .... Why? Malema .... Because the priest said, 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse ... eish juju man!!X_X

 

Stacey Willette Hibbs Beauty is what catches a person's eye, yet it is personality that will catch a persons heart...

 

Patricia Twohig Finally taking my tree down....kinda sad. It was a beauty. Time to think of spring!

 

Mike Kgosana A clean swip it ws welldone boys....i'm tlkn abt cricket HALLA BCKEEEE!

 

Katrina Fox cant wait till i git my fines paid off then get me some property so i can help out all these poor pups :( makes me so sad. i am so thankful for the babies i already have saved but there are too many out there....... time to git off my ass and take them beasts for a walk...........

 

Craig Johnson I want to get a car alarm that not only makes noise, but also fires machine guns and rockets plus kicks whoever is breaking into my Jeep square in the dick!

 

Jason Kimmel I would like to ask for a favor. My son recently got a new job as an insurance salesman and he found out his wife is pregnant as well. So I am going to be a grandfather... Wow!! He is really struggling to get leads. I would consider it a personal favor if you could give him a chance to bid your current policies. He might even save you some money. I was surprised; I saved almost $3,000 by switching. If you could just fax him your currently policy mark it attention Jason Kimmel Jr. to 916-684-1935. His Cell is 209-730-6606. Please please please help my son out... Thank you so much!!

 

Justin Barnes Yuuuumm...a hot cheesy buffalo pizza wit extra cheese from tha Fulton store..;D

 

Jill Tomlin Had a great afternoon with my girls an mi son in law. It makes mi day having my family around me.luv them so much..X

 

Smith Princy our frndshp end lyk the sadest thing in history "titanic" we traveled until an ice berg "secrete man" stood in my way,stil i tried 2 fyt lyk a man without wapons but i got shot by the 2nd world war bullet "bf" that revealed truth,tears flow and i started 2 sink and tha was the end of our frndshp

 

Rickela Reynolds Took a power nap during lunch...almost didn't wake up...#5minuteslate

 

Tiffany Wilson-prulhiere is taking a nap changed my med again and im tired =[

 

Sherman Russell Ross There seems to be quite a bit of political turmoil now-a-days. Perhaps if we had a way to more clearly understand each other, things might be more civil (or not?). Below is an extract from the new Redneck Rosetta Stone CALIFORNIA SOUTHERN STATES Arsenal of Weapons Gun Collection Delicate Wetlands Swamp Undocumented Worker Illegal Alien Cruelty-Free Materials Synthetic Fiber Assault and Battery Attitude Adjustment Heavily Armed Well-protected Narrow-minded Righteous Taxes or Your Fair Share Coerced Theft Commonsense Gun Control Gun Confiscation Plot Illegal Hazardous Explosives Fireworks or Stump Removal Nonviable Tissue Mass Unborn Baby Equal Access to Opportunity Socialism Multicultural Community High Crime Area Fairness or Social Progress Marxism Upper Class or "The Rich " Self-Employed Progressive, Change Big Government Scheme

 

Stephona Reese Bad night hopefully a good day

 

Leona Ihejirika Ashafa Joyce Meyer Ministries wrote:"A person without self-control is like a house with its doors and windows knocked out." -Proverbs 25:28

 

Sandisiwe Mdunyelwa I fear no1 bt God cuz hes da onli man wt da dignity 2b feard....wena osasaba a gal/boi frnd,aicha usakhona bo!nyt beautiful n handsome ppl

 

Cathy Trujillo lol ok was talking to my son and was telling him he needs to be a little nicer to his lady and the excuse he gave me was ooooo shes just to lovable lol it was so cute should of seen the look on his face cuz he knew it was dumb of him to say that that just shows he loves his tank ........

 

Jacob DeBlois Pippy and I went to Harriet Island Regional Park again this morning, and on the way in to the parking lot, there was a STOP sign that had been edited to say "STOP the DEA". Then as we were parking, some guy got out of his car and peed on the dumpster. I thought about writing a note about it being rude to urinate in the open, but I didn't. It would have been hilarious because he totally didn't see me pull in to the lot.

 

Bobby O'loughlin City vs Liverpool... Never have I prayed harder for a terrorist attack!!

 

Kimberly Schmidt It's very cold, windy, and snowing. Loren is sewing and our housemate is cooking. He's barbequing ribs. He put the ribs in a marinade sauce and made his own spice. He mixed together, salt, pepper, brown sugar, oregano, and I don't know what all else. He wrote on the label, "Spices for all your needs and more."

 

Kameelah Burrell iam so miss ur warm soft hands n ur wet kisses touchin my lips n tellin me how much u love me tha way how u hold me so tight so closely i can hear every bit of ur heartbeat sumtimes its get so hard for me to get comfortable when ur not here holdin me every nite its not a day that goes by that i can recall i slept all tha way striaght through im sorry that im begin to openin bout it but this is how i feelin cuz i cant resist ur tender touchin n ur love dammit boo...i cant wait another for ur love..ijs

 

Maryellen Salazar sitting here feeling crappy man i hope im not getting sick.. im even nauseated. g0ing to take mw some meds so ifeel better... looking for a nice little puppy know anybody who has any.

 

Ryan Baja Mann i need a ride !!

 

Jonathan Ven It's fucked up how a man can never truthfully confess that he misses you until he sees you with someone else. - Nikko Dator