Jessica Jimenez Ok people so heres the deal!!! Im in a competition to become the FIRST save50percenttoday.com Girl!! This means if i win then im advertising their website, doing photo shoots, and commercials!!! But i need YOUR HELP!! Go to save50percenttoday.com Register, and put in this number in the referral box: 52323049 please support me!!! XD
Lajers DynomiteKid Wheeler Its gonna be a very busy weekend for Da Kidd. But once its over i am gonna have so many new fans and friends and so much love watch.. My heart is in thismusic. So watch me do it. I believe in me.. Leeegggo...
Cole Harrison ho's well be ho's so i let them go you know lol fuck life crazy sometimes ;p yeah buddy go hard or go home punk ass ;p
Ashley Serrano I love you papa
Maxamad Sharif When am giving directions to someone I always assume that the person is blind or have no clear undertanding of where they are going or doing.. but it irritates me when a person asks for help of directions at same time acts like they know everything.... talking while am talking.. interrupting me every second while giving them directions.... and then calls me or comes back to me and says u didn't give me good direction.. am saying in my mind should I just slap this MuthaF*cka..??? #Unprofessional
Handika Mark Kopus Setiawan I was sure, that I'll
be the one I want
And I was sure'
I'll be the one you want
But I can't get holding on
From the words that I can keep
Tell me why...
what's wrong with me I want
to know
Tell me why...
I don't know
Can you see The world is
smiling and fall in love with
me
Can you see now??
Ajay Kumar Beautiful love story - MUST READ
A certain rich businessperson had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a guy who was a cleaner. When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it.
Now, the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future.
The girl's father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them. At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home thru a local newspaper. Her father said, "If you both come back I will allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly."
Therefore, in this way, their love won and they returned home.
The couple next day went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was dressed in a white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, suddenly from the next corner, a lorry came at a fantastic speed and hit him. He died on the spot.
The girl was devastated and lost her senses. It was only after sometime that
she recovered from her shock. The funeral and cremation was the next day because he had died horribly.
Father felt very sad for his daughter. He told his daughter, "See, This is all divine will. I know I should not be talking to you so soon. However, I cannot bear the pathetic sight of you like this for the rest of my life. I beg you; please try to come out of this sorrow. I want you to marry again and live happily forever. My partner's son is willing to marry you." The girl, who was already so sad, now felt sorry for her father also.
Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the bloodstains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream.
The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it. Then the
girl had the same dream the next night; she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes with the bloodstains immediately.
She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had the same dream. She again washed the stains but some remained. But again, the next night she had the same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the bloodstain, or else something terrible would happen.
This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains, and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains remained. She was very tired.
In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone knocked on the door. When she opened the door, she saw the same old lady of her dream standing at her door. Her face was pale. She seemed to be half asleep or in a trance. The girl got very scared and fainted. And slowly she slipped, and slipped down to a bottomless pit. She lost any idea of time.
The old lady woke her up. She gave her a blue object, which shocked the girl.
She asked the old lady, "What is this...?"
The old lady started singing in unbelievably melodious semi divine voice.
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"Washing powder Nirma, Washing powder Nirma
Doodh si safedi Nirma se aaye,
Rangeen kapde bhi khil khil jaye,
Washing powder Nirma, Washing powder Nirma. Nirma"
10 ka 1, do pe. ek free
The girl bought two and got one free!
Himanshu Maurya Y this Kolaveri Di...on Lokpal bill.......but i like it....
Pasha Celik Boss: Come to my office now!
Worker: Where is your office?
Boss: It's in a big building, With big rooms, And a big office. And I want you to come now!
Jose D Koehler I hate wakeing up ..... Expeshaly wen im not gunna be happy:(
Lisa McKinnon So this is what it feels like to be home, I think I like this feeling ;) I can't remember the last time I came back home after I took the girls to school! Kitchen cleaned, floors incuding stairs swept, living room picked up, I like this!!! Have a good day everyone!!!
Charity Heselius I need a maid....
Danelda Tamburi Gotta day to sleep in and i was up at 8...dammit Joe...always wakes me up so early...oh well atleast he made me breakfast in bed....xo
Reshana Kara CoZ I'm your woman...oh baby don't you know it, if you don't then let me show you...I love you,love you, I love you...karin White
Rob TrifeLife Deezie if i could i would crush the world wit my bare hands right now
Andy Roberts how do i run the cables for a surround sound system accross a hallway?
surroundsound.about-electronics.com
Question by B-Ryan: how do i run the cables for a surround sound system accross a hallway? It is just for the back left speaker, all the rest will work great. Also, is there a good surround sound system for
Travis Bacdafucup Frank I went 2 da moon it was fun now im going 2 MARS KMSL
Kara Wallisch Sooo excited it's Friday and that I get to go apartment hunting tomorrow with Brad Wallisch :)
Swati Iyer Dats friendship! :-)
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ι deleтed 1 oғ мy ғrnd'ѕ nυмвer 4м мy pнoneвυĸ
вcoz oғ cerтaιn мιѕυnderѕтndιngѕ в/w υѕ.
2day ι recιved a ғrnѕнιp мѕg ғrм an υnĸnwn no.
ι replιed 'wнo r υ'?
тнe reply мade мe cry..
"ιdιoт donт υ even ĸnow тнe ѕpellιng oғ 'нow'..? ι aм ғιne dυde.."
''real ғrndѕнιp нaѕ no end''.. ѕo dnт looѕe υr ғrndѕ... :)
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-@NiShant Yadav
Ronald Wright I keep mi own trees cuz bitch ion wanna hit urs yo shyt look to mild yo shyt look to orange!! #Im Blowing
Girl: Which is more important 2u?? your LIFE or ME??
Boy:Before I answer that leme ask you first....
Girl: Sure..?
...
Boy:Is there a difference between YOU and my LIFE?? :)♥♥
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Neatest RichKid Henshaw Pastor Okon, who shall we say was "humor impaired," attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry.
Among the speakers were many well known and dynamic speakers. One such boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman that wasn't my wife!"
The crowd was shocked! He followed up by saying, "And that woman was my mother!" - The crowd burst into laughter and delivered the rest of his talk, which went over quite well.
The next week, pastor Okon decided he'd give this humor thing a try, and use that joke in his sermon. As he surely approached the pulpit that sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It suddenly seemed a bit foggy to him.
Getting to the microphone he said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of another woman that was not my wife!" The congregation inhaled half the air in the room. After standing there for almost 30 seconds in the stunned silence, trying to recall the second half of the joke, pastor Okon finally blurted out, "...and I can't remember who she was!"
Chris Benham Ughhh the E.R sucks.....but I think im good
Lisa Kline LAST NIGHT SUCKED! THE WORSE MIGRAINE IN YEARS BUT I AM UP NOW AND FEELING BETTER :-) HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT DAY
Hibo Ahmed I run away when i press a toy at the store and it won't stop making noise.
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