Amit Shukla Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally.....
Enjay Mbm paano ako masaya sa pasko ska bagong taon,e napakalongkot ko na dto sa saudi,walang kaibigan na makausap at makasama kumain sa labas tuwing linggo,
Gabby Cabritit para kang oatmeaL, you know why ?? coz’ you’re good to my heart ..
“here let me tie your shoe laces, so you won’t fall for anyone else:P..”
miss di ka ba napapagod kasi takbo ka ng takbo sa isip ko..
can i strip your clothes off? because i want to know how angels hide their wings.
sana naging kandila ka nalang…para kapag hinipan kita, dedbol kana… ahehehe..
miss, para kang kayamanan, kasi sarap mung ibaon, haha ..
kung nagugutom ako at kelangan ko ng isang taong makakapagpabusog sa aken, pde ba kitang lapitan at sabihin.. Pakagat naman kahit sa labi man lang. ” LOL?
pwede mo ba ako samahan? san? samahan HABANGBUHAY. :p
boy : “i did not kiss his girlfriend..
i just whispered something
in her mouth..” ~>hanep sa palusot )
if i were to rearrange the alphabets, i would put “U” and “I” together.:)
pag may hinahanap ka tapos tanong nya, ano ba kailangan mo “insert endearment here” sagot ko ano kelangan ko? “IKAW” hehehe
Pra kng alak..hbang tumatagal lalong sumasarap! Ay ano b un! Haha
‘ miss, pwede ba kta abutin ? ikaw kasi pangarap ko e’ .. hehe ..
keyboard k b? type kasi kita! wahahaha
sana holdaper ka na lang… para “ibibigay ko sayo lahat, wag mo lang akong sasaktan..” ooopppss.. lol..
catcher ka ba? sinasalo mo kz aq tuwingbinabato nya ako…:))
‘ haLa, akaLa ko umaga na ! LumiLiwanag kasi mundo ko pag kasama kita ..
hindi tayo TAO. . BAGAY tayo. . BAGAY na BAGAY! NYETA ang KESO mo. .haha
miss KULANGOT kba? ANG sarap MO kcng BILUGIN. . haha!
‘ pustiso kb ? coz’ i can’t smiLe without you ..
para kang centrum.. coz u complete me.. haha!!
Kandila ka sana para pwde kitang itirik sa puso kong patay na patay sayo!
‘ panu mu makikita ang taong magmamahaL sayo at makakasama mu sa habang buhay ???
“kung hindi ka nmn sa akin naka-tingin ??”
Cheese ka ba? Gusto kasi kitang ipalaman sa puso ko eh!
miss Pulitiko ka ba? Boto kasi parents ko sayo eh!
oxygen kaba? feeling ko kasi mamamatay ako kung wala ka..
centrum ka ba?? coz u make my life complete
apoy kba? kc alab alab. alab u!
d ka ba nalulunkot?? nagiisa ka lng kc sa puso ko.. hahaa!!
daga ka ba? kasi ako ang pusang habol ng habol sayo.
bkit may mr right pero walang ms right?! kasi we’re all right..;))
kung may rabis ang laway mo.. handa akong
maulol, MAHALIKAN LANG KITA…
Ang araw ka ba? Kasi sau umiikot ang mundo ko.
“sana ulan ka at lupa ako, para kung ayaw mo’t sa gusto, sakin ang bagsak mo… ”
Ikaw b ang kadiliman? Wala na kasi kong makitang iba kapag andyan ka.
drugs ka ba? kasi nakakadik ka eh
‘Tumatangkad ka ah! Dati hanggang dito ka lang, ngayon nasa isip na kita.’
‘Ikaw naman parang lumiliit ata! Dati kasi lagpas ulo kita, ngayon nasa puso na kita.’ ?
multo ka ba??? kase pag naki2ta kita bumibilis tibok ng puso ko ehh…
magnanakaw ka noh?bkit?ninakaw mo puso ko…:))
‘Pag namatay ba ako, iiyak ka? Ngayon pa lang kasi, patay na patay na ako sa’yo eh!’
Pwde bang MCDO na lang tawag ko sau? Kasi nakakahiya kong sabihing, Love ko ‘to
ampalaya ka ba? Kasi kahit anong pait ang nararanasan ko sayo ikaw pa rin ang sustansya ng buhay ko!
im an addict..you are the drug.
Kaw ba c Jolibee? Kasi I love u sabado, kahit buong linggo. (galing lumang commercial)
virus ka ba? kung virus k man d kita hahayaang matanggal kz mas nanaisin ko png masira sistema ko kesa mawala ka…
wag mong pilitin bk pumayag.. hehe
Di bale nang masubsob ako…Kung sasakto naman sa labi mo
Jejem0n kb?., edi jejem0n nrin aQ pra mAtch tau., haha!
camera ka ba? kasi tuwing nakikita kita, napapangiti ako
alam mo miss pra kng google! kc lhat ng hinhanap q nsa iyo n!
Tae ka ba? D kasi kita matiis at magawang tapakan.
unggoy kba ?? bkit ?? sumasabit ka ksi sa puso ko
I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?=))
anong height mo? bakit? nagtataka lang ako kung pano ka nagkasya sa puso ko.
papasok na ako…? saan? sa puso mo..;))
i don’t have my number..can i have yours?
para kang painting. hindi kasi ako nagsasawang titigan ka..
Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako naman sagutin mo.
Ampalaya ka ba sa ref? Coz ur cold and bitter. Hehe.
‘ my butas ba puso mo ?? bkt ? na-trap kasi ko sa Loob, i can’t find my way out .. hehe ..
para kang libag, pilit kitang inaalis pero balik ka pa rin ng balik
uling ka ba? nagbabaga na damdamin ko sayo eh
Celphone ka ba? Andmi kasing gus2ng mang snatch sau! Ngpapasnatch ka naman! Sige sa kanya ka na, paBlock na lang kta NTC pra wala ka ng silbi.
‘ hehe .. joana, confirm mu na ung friend request ko .. hehe.. tnx !
kapag ako may tindahan, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura, sayo lang hindi, dahil sayo lang ako magmamahal…
tray ni joanna lalo 2loy akong na iinluv skanya .. kulangot kba?? hard to get ka ksi ..
intsik ka ba? kasi i’ll siomai love to you, and i hopia love me too.
joanna, ylanan ba talaga apelido mo? coz i didn’t know that angels have surnames…
para kang facebook! hindi kita maiwan!
cellphone ka ba? coz i cnt live w/o you! haha
mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton? Kasi pag kasama kita, feeling ko, “LUCKY ME.” …..
..papupulis kita..ninakaw mO kasi ang puso ko..=p
noong minahal kita, talo mo pa ang traffic sa EDSA. I CANT MOVE ON!
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buti pa ang biglaang lakad natutuloy, tayo hindeeee!!!
ikaw ba may ari ng meralco? kasi pag kasama kita, nararamdaman ko ang spark!
taxi kba joanna ??ksi hbang tumatagal lalo akong napapamahal sayo ..
C Pepeng at Ondoy kaba? Cmula npadaan ka sa buhay ko, cnira mo lahat.
Relo kba? Lagi kc akong npapatingin sau.
smart ka ba? coz you’re simply amazing
wala na kong relo, kasi lahat ng oras ko, binigay ko na sayo!
@joanna, you’re so hot, you must be the cause of global warming!
pag nagising ka na puro pula na ang paligid mo, wag kang matakot. wala ka sa impyerno. nandito ka sa puso ko. yeeee ???
@kei, you’re so cool, maybe you can save the polar bears
alak ka ba? nasusuka ko sayo eh )
..magsalbabida ka nga,kasi baka malunod ka sa pag-ibig ko..=p
if u dont want to see ur loved one smoking, then better find a way to make their lips busy..
i’m not feeling myself ltely, perhaps i should feel someone else )
para kang chicharon! nakakahighblood ka!
@joanna: yeah baby… i just lost my teddy bear pa naman, can i sleep with you?
kng mgiging tau, mamahalin kita ng parang rexona, coz i wont let you down!
Bagyo ka ba? Ang lakas kc ng dating mo.
sana naging dugo nlng ako. para lagi akong nsa puso mo
boy: kala ko ba matalino ka, bat d moko kyang sagutin?
girl: eh ksi nga matalino ako at alam ko d ikaw ung sagot!
Epinephrine ka ba? Kaw lang kc pwdeng bumuhay sa namamatay kong puso. (banat ng mga taga ER)
REDHORSE KBA?? LAKAS TAMA KSI AKO SAYO !!!
para kang asukal, ang sweet mo kc.
sana science na para you’re in lab with me XD
para kang bangko! ang laki na ng interes ko sayo!
Ibbenta ko sau sarili ko sa mataas na presyo para matawag mo kong “mahal”
para kang malutong na pera, ayaw kitang ibigay sa iba
@joanna: if you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, you would be McGorgeous. aliw!
nakalunok ka cguro ng electricfan. ang hangin mo kase
tae ka ba? hindi kasi kita kayang tiisin.
kamag-anak mo ba cna tupperware at cellophane? plastik ka rn kc eh.
hypermart k b? (clap twice) coz’ im “happy to serve” you!
my diatabs ka ba??natatae kasi ako s taranta kapag nakikita kita! haha
Mangkukulam kba? Ginayuma mo ata kc ako eh.
si nemo ka ba? lagi nlng kitang hinahanap.
ballpen ka ba? kc papel ako. perfect match tayo!
Band aid kba? Pwde ba ktang ilagay sa sugatan kong puso.
nakapagreview ka na ba? kasi mamaya pasasagutin na kita
Sa sobrang dami ng mga cheesy lines ngayon wala na kong maisip na iba. Ikaw na lang ang nasa isip ko.
Apoy ka ba? Kasi a-lab, a-lab, a-lab you… DD
Banat ng bitter na ex: “So what kung may chemistry kayo? Bukod sa may history tayo… I know your anatomy…”
cellphone ka ba? kc d kita maiwan-iwan.
para kang utot,… nakakatakot pakawalan, nakakamatay pag pinakawalan!
Lahat na nagmamahalan, tayo na lang ang hindi… v
pra kang facebook. d ako mkatulog dhil sau!
SM ka ba? Because you got it all for me.
Ate, kailangan mo ba ng balde? Nag-uumapaw kasi kgndahan mo eh )
Pangatlo:
Girl: May bagong unlimited ah?
Boy: Oh? Nu naman unli un?
Girl: Ikaw, unlimited ka sa puso ko!
Boy: Wow ha! talaga?… See more
Girl: OO! BUKAS EXPIRED KNA!!!
Ibenta niyo na lang bahay niyo, libre ka naman tumira sa puso ko.
Pang-apat: Grabe na talaga mga banat ngayon no? Sa sobrang dami wala na akong maisip kundi IKAW….
Anong oras na?…Para masulat ko sa diary ko kung anong oras ako na in-love sayo…”
I’m a bee, can you be my honey?
Boy: saya ng araw ko!
Girl: bakit naman?
Boy: dahil kasama kita..
Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar? Kasi single kasi ako!
Hndi ka ba napapagod?
(bakit?)
maghapon ka kasing tumatakbo sa isip ko.
wheeee…;)
Guy: mrs. Pwede ko poh ba ligawan anak nyo?
Mrs: di pwede nag aaral pa sya..
Guy:ahh.. Ok poh, mea na lng uwian…
Para kang ebak.
(bakit?)
Hindi kita kayang Paglaruan…
maglaro tayu.. wag lang taguan.. kasi a girl like you is impossible to find..
Alam m I hate all d letters in d alphabet but I love U so much…:]]
boy:ms. alam mo para kang chicharon, girl: why naman??? the boy answered…ang sarap mo kcing kainin at papakin….hehe…
kupal ask: gaano moh ako kamahal?
Cheesy banat: hindi masusukat ng ano man o nino man..
pra kang isang lanatang bulaklak na nghi2ntay ng patak ng ulan d2 amn puso q naghi2ntay ng ksagutan…
BAHALA PANGIT BASTA HULOG NG LANGIT. =P
OK LANG TAWAGIN MO AKONG HALIMAW BASTA OK LANG DN BA SAYO KAININ KITA?. >=)
MABUTI PA ANG MULTO NAG PAPARAMDAM! EH IKAW!? =(
BAHALA NA MAPUROROT BASTA PUSO’Y DI KIKIROT. d=)
KAHIT DI AKO KAGWAPUHAN BASTA TANDAAN MO AAWAYIN KO SILA WAG KA LANG MAHIPUAN
UTOT MO MAN AY MABAHO, ITO’Y AKING TITIISIN WAG KA LANG MAGLAHO. =]
ako’y isang exam kaya sgutin mo n ako
JelLapot Primero-gonzales -sa lahat poh ng bumati nung bday q tnx poh late q na nabasa e pasenxa na msyadong busy e..
Mitchell Salazar Batch mate any help for our BALIK UGAT on Dec.30 2011,we had lots of activity ga ask kami ni miss Cristy kng pwede kng may e share kamo pra sa t shirts and sa food ta(simple snacks,lunch,snacks again and for our dinner)ang activity ma start 5:00am until 11:00pm....hoping for your help guys.....thank you and see you all at ASEC
Naveen Lakra U know what is ishq...
I tell u. It is pepsi.
P-pyar
e-ehsaas
p-pagalpan
s-sabar
i-imtihaan...
Ab thoda sa ishq sirf 8 rs. Me
Nouman Niazi Ajnabi Hum Dosti Ehsaas Wafa Bhool Gaye Hai,
Zinda To Hai Jeene Ki Ada Bhool Gaye Hai,
Khushbu Jo Lutate Hai Masalte Hai Usiko,
Eksaas Ka Badla Ye Milta Hai Kali Ko,
Ehsaas To Lete Hai Sila Bhool Gaye Hai,
Karte Hai Mohabbat Ka Aur Ehsaas Ka Sauda,
Matlab Ke Liye Karte Hai Imaan Ka Sauda,
Dar Maut Ka Aur Khauf-E-Khuda Bhool Gaye Hai,
Ab Mom Mein Dhalkar Koi Pathar Nahi Hota,
Ab Koi Bhi Qurbaan Kisi Par Nahi Hota,
Kyon Bhatke Hai Manzil Ka Pata Bhool Gaye Hai…
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Egba A. Kelsey Nakins ......In giving the ex-parte injunction, Justice
Gabriel Kolawole specifically warned that,
“in the event, perhaps, unlikely that the 2nd
defendant (PDP) in defiance of these orders,
take steps which may be prejudicial, perhaps
subversive of these orders and of these
proceedings before the return day which I
have fixed at 22/11/2011.
“This court will without much ado, proceed
to making such necessary orders to nullify
such steps or decisions taken once they are
served with the processes and/or orders
made herein in order to uphold and protect
the sanctity of the court’s processes and to
vindicate the integrity of the court as the
established constitutional arbiter between
the state and the citizens and between the
citizens inter se.”
IL GIOCO È SUL..!
Amresh Pattnaik Who is SONIA GANDHI?
( Every Indian Should Know This )
Who is Sonia Gandhi:
Ther...e is officially no Sonia Gandhi. Her real name in passport is neither Gandhi nor Sonia. Its Edvige Antonia Albina Maino. Sonia is a Russian name and not italian. However, Antonia is an italian name and her passport is italian. Though she has married Rajiv Gandhi* she never accepted change of title officially. ( recall the time of turmoil in indian politics when Sonia Gandhi was trying to be the prime minister, but ultimately ManMohan Singh became her toy)
*Rajiv Gandhi: Actually Rajiv Khan being the son of Firoz Khan and Indira Priyadarshani. Gandhi is an assumed title to sentimentally lure indians for their political benefit. They are muslims by religion.
Father:
Stefano Eugene Maino is socially the father of Sonia. Her father was a German(hitlers army). When Hitlers army went to russia they were captured and imprisoned. He was captured near St. Petersburgh and was imprisoned for 20 years. But he became a member of KGB and his imprisonment was limited to 4 years. When he came back from prison he gave russian name to his daughters. Social father because when she was born her father was in jail for 4 years. Biological father is unconfirmed.
Mother:
Paula Maino.
Family:
She had 2 sistersin Orbassano, italy
Birthplace
Sonia claims she was born in Besano, near Turin in italy. However, as per her birth certificate, She is actually born is Luciana, in the borders of Switzerland. A resort town for German soldiers during war.
Education:
She initially put forward to Indian Govt. that she studied in Cambridge University which proved to be fake. She submitted an affidavit that she studied english in Bell Education trust at Cambridge. Even this was proven to be fake and was found she never got any education after class five. She was a young girl with no formal education living five years in england. How did she support her livelihood for 5 years? Any wild guesses?
Citizenship:
She has not given off her italian citizenship. Indira Gandhi used her power to issue her an Indian Citizenship so that she can join Indian politics. She is holding an illegal citizenship in India. No action is being taken by Home Minister.
Religion:
Cristianity.
Bank Balance:
Rajiv Gandhi and his family owned 2 billion USD in Swiss Bank as of November,1991. Benefitiary of death of Indira Gandhi and Rajiv Gandhi was Sonia Gandhi.
Family:
Sonia's sister Alexandria(or Anuska) has 2 shops in Italy selling antiques stolen from India. Sonia used her power to smuggle indian artifacts through Air India flights uninspected.
Sonia's son Rahul Gandhi, whose real name is Raul Vinci. He got admitted to Harvard in quota but was thrown off soon because he was incompetant. He has italian citizenship since his mother never gave up her citizenship. He cannot officially become the citizen of india or any politician in india as long as he doesnt give up his italian citizenship. Arrested in Boston airport for carrying 160,000 dollars cash, accompanied by Veronique (spanish). veronique is the daughter of Drug mafia leader. Rahul has also been accused for gang raping Sukanya Devi, whose petition to all courts in India have been rejected due to their political hold and the whereabouts of the family is unknown. However, the information is widely available online.
Kagiso Mogomotsi Aowa ka utlwa lere PTA e tswere batho ba ba pila,mara se ke se boneng se aowa ke sekobo se sekobofetseng okare se bereka go kobolla dikobo tse dingwe lol,hapi thursday lovely ppl.
Mehtab Shah Bangash Islam Ky Daman Main Bas ys Ky Siwa Kia hai,
Aik Zarbe Yaade Ayllahy our Aik Sujdaa e Shabire (a.s)
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convent school de teachers exam ton
pehla bacheya nu kehnde ne__!!!!
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Beta " work hard..." sb ne top krna hai... Questions ko dhyaan se read kr k hi
answer likhna...!!!! Aur Haaan........Agar Question "out Of sylabbi" ja Nahi bhi aata
to Khali nhi Chodna.....
kuch na Kuyh Jaroor likh dena.....Marks
Miltey hain....!!!!
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. Te "Sarkari school de master" Exam ton
pehla bs iko gal e samjhaonde aa--->
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"KANJRO" parchiyan chabb jayo j Flying aayi ta.. Jehra fdeya gya jutti boht varu
ohde..te Jedaa Case bnuuu Oh
Alagg.! :D lol
""HIT LIKE IF U AGGRE ""
sukh hundal
Thamie Da-captivate Mzimela S-tanding
U-nder
C-haotic
C-ircumstances
E-xhibiting
S-timulating
S-trength
SUCCESS...........! GUD DAY EVRI1 HOPE U ALL ENJOYING UR DAY
Ahmed John NO SE I 2 SABI PRAZ GOD, NO B SAY I SABI PRA PASS SOME PPL, E NO LIKE SAY I 2 SERV AM PASS ODAS. WATIN B D THING WEY I DO OR WEY I SABI DO WEY MAKE U GIV ME GRACE, GLORY N HONOR AMONG MEN. THANK U MA PAPA. NA U B D ONLY GOD WEY DEY N WEY GO 4EVA DEY GIDIGBA.
Amit Alok Awasthi Eureka! Laddoo-e-motichoor and Laddoo-e-magadh r the new URDU terms coined by me. LOL
Esinat Boora Barichoro Veduwe e ndakazviwanira murume wandainamatira vanhu vaingoti vaBarichoro havaiti asi vanga vasingazivi kuti murume uyu anodadisa
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Ojo Babatunde Baba mowa yin o logo,eje kaye demi mole,jesu mowa yin o logo eje kaiye demi mole...Dupe ti e....Gdmornin&9ic dy.
Didiki Avetow Ralte Nuam e....seh wm...he2
Mehadi Hasan Kaylgo Mogo Bijoy Dibos. Hokkole Milla Aaho Sohidgo Loygga Somman Dehay. Mogo Profiler Photos E Mogo Deser Potaka Lagay.
Mora Barisaylla Pola Mehadi Hasan , Ariful Islam Prince.
Deejay Johnny B WHERE YOU @ THIS WEEKEND JOHNNY B ? CHECK IT THIS FRIDAY 16TH IM Mambo'S BAR CAFE!! LADIES NIGHT OUT !! LADIES FREE ALL NIGHT!! 90 BELMONT RD DOVER NJ 07801 SAT 17TH 2011 ROCKING OUT HEAVY @ SYLAVAN'S LOUNGE 337 E BLACKWELL ST DOVER NJ 07801 ! BOOYA ! SEE YALL THERE :D
Fernando Bobadilla Shoutout to Haitian Mo... Vodoo King H*e Dodger.. lol
MONEY COUNTY.
Mihnea Măruţă Am scris ieri despre nemulţumirile noastre, cu care trebuie să ne batem şi să învingem. Dar, în toiul luptei, vă mai spun una: nu e ţară aceea în care un om care n-a trăit decât din salariu, ajuns printre cei mai buni în profesia lui, să nu-şi permită nimic, niciodată. Dacă un om cinstit nu are nici măcar un acoperiş al lui, după 20 de ani de muncă, PENTRU că e cinstit şi bun, asta nu e ţară. E altceva, o pedeapsă, o povară, un purgatoriu, un test de anduranţă, o dragoste nefericită.
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Întind aici lanţul nesfârşit al mutărilor mele ca să arăt că viaţa de ziarist nu e chiar atât de uşoară cum ar putea să le pară unora. Am dormit prin gări când am ieşit din casa de copii. Şi înainte, şi după armată. Veşnic flămând, rupt în cur, nespălat. .
Adeniyi Bukky Moti ji ooo,eyin paadi mi she e ji dada
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