Globe Status: ਮੁੰਡਾ: ਬੇਬੇ ਮੈ ਚੰਡੀਗੜ ਚ ਕੰਪਿਊਟਰ ਚਲਾਉਣਾ ਸਿਖ ਲਵਾ ਬੇਬੇ: ਪੁੱਤ ਸਿਖ ਤਾ ਲੈ ਪਰ ਚੰਡੀਗੜ ਚ ਭੀੜ ਬਹੁਤ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਏ ਕਿਸੇ ਦੇ ਵਿਚ ਨਾ ਮਾਰ ਦਈ▬lolzz Doi soti se cearta deoarece

Harinder Singh ਮੁੰਡਾ:- ਬੇਬੇ ਮੈ ਚੰਡੀਗੜ ਚ ਕੰਪਿਊਟਰ ਚਲਾਉਣਾ ਸਿਖ ਲਵਾ.... ਬੇਬੇ:- ਪੁੱਤ ਸਿਖ ਤਾ ਲੈ ਪਰ ਚੰਡੀਗੜ ਚ ਭੀੜ ਬਹੁਤ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਏ, ਕਿਸੇ ਦੇ ਵਿਚ ਨਾ ਮਾਰ ਦਈ...▬lolzz

Marius Marian Doi soti se cearta deoarece el o inseala pe ea. Sotia ii spune suparta ca pleaca si isi va insela sotul cu primul barbat intilnit. Pe drum gasete un betiv pe care il duce acasa. Ajunsi acasa la el, il intreaba pe betiv: Ce ai vrea sa faci? El: Sa beau! Ea: Du-te la frigider! Cind se intoarce de la frigider ea in capot il intreaba: Ce ai vrea sa faci? El: Sa beau! Ea: Du-te la frigider! La intoarcere ea e in bikini si il intreba: Ce ai vrea sa faci?? El: Sa beau! Ea(enervata): Du-te la frigider! El, la intoarcere o gaseste goala. Ea: Ce ai vrea sa faci dragul meu? El: Treci capra! Ea, fericita ca in sfirsit isi va insela sotul, se aseaza capra. El, urcindu-se cu greu pe ea, ii spune: Du-ma la frigider!

Waniiqbal Ahmad Jäb ääp kä dö$t näräz hö jäyè tù käý$è mänätè häì,,,,,,,,,?

Giorgio-Luigi Schmid Sono coronato, sono un re / ha e Chrone übercho, bin jetzt en König!

Asad Arshad ATENÇÃO! BOAS NOTÍCIAS PARA CLUBES MOTOCICLISTAS We Have Instale Máquinas Bordados Para Badges recentemente e pedimos que todos os motociclistas Clubes Presidentes ou representante, se eles têm ou querem fazer de seus clubes Badges Por favor, sem apelo Hesitação To Me On Facebook. obrigado SPORTS KARMA SIALKOT-PAQUISTÃO

Dladla Sthando Ekare nka nwa hahooooooooooolo 2 easy my nerves,ke nahanne haholo bosiu ka o fela so ke na le hlooho e bohloko e hlokang HARD LEMON 6 PACK. Mara hee Therithory o teng qwaqwa wena shebella.

Angelo Postigo Despecho: sensacion de tomar un vino agrio e insipido, jurando q es suave, dulce, aromatico y delicioso... y mas aun jurando que nunca ha de avandonarse...

Brandon Rossouw Thinking of goin to E/London mmm,...still hav to decide..

Katlego Kgarane Ke experiencitse ntho eneke sa e solofela mara gakena energy yago tlhoya i 4gve u

Tabi Bacardi ja neh gng e eastgate wit ma mom yoh cnt deal wit her slow drvng*bored*

Christina Bastida R.I.P Carmen gone but not forgotten . They hurt her! After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poorgirl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole. They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!" All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom. The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girlslied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure. A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loudnoise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains. Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off. They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe herstory. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whetherit’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off. So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet

Mahnnie Tolentino freakin lappy! sa wakas nakay o ko man hehehehe...pero kelangan observe ko ulit. baka masira na nman e huhuhu

Azeez Ibrahim Olamilekan Who Wants To Be A Millionar£* Q).Which of these is Nigeria's Greatest Disappointment?......... A) ASU B) Super Eagles&co. C) PHCN{nepa} D) Goodluck{presido} E) Networks{Mtn,Glo&co} F) Nigerian police force You can call a friend!

Phyliss Nokutenda Msindo Hey mums cn i ask u smething iz it possible 2 love mwana asiriwako with e love of a mother? or there is smthng wrong with me cz i'm obssed nemwana wandinochengeta.

Catalina Nica Nu e nimic in exterior, totul e in interior. Tot ce vezi in lumea ta exterioara reflecta lumea ta interioara. E de ajuns sa te uiti acolo, afara, pentru a constientiza ce este in interiorul tau. (Nico Svârlefus)

Roshan Bhujel What may b the real definati0n of love? . . . . a. Love is a game that two play & b0th win b. Love iz like a war easy 2 start bt hard 2 st0p c. Love is metaphysical gravity d. Love is life & if u miss love you miss life e. Love is beauty of soul f. All of da above g. N0ne of da above < if ur ans is (g) plz ryt ur own definati0n>

Nirav Tanna My Dearest Friend I-nspire warmth. L-isten to Each Othaer. O-pan your Heart. V-alue your union. E-xpress your Trust. Y-ield To Good sense O-uerlook Mistakes. U-nderstand. Differences......

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Gowri Shankar ఏవండోయ్..నేనో గుంపు కడదామని అనుకుంటున్నా... నాకు చాలా చాలా గజ్జిలు ఉన్నాయి...కులం, ప్రాంతం, అభిమాన హీరో/నాయకుడు, ఆడ/మగ, సంపాదన, అధికారం, అహంకారం, అర్హత, ఆర్భాటం, రంగు, వాసన అబ్బో... చెప్పుకొనిపోతే చాలానే ఉన్నాయి. ఇవి ఏమీ లేకుండా 'రెస్ట్ అఫ్ గజ్జి' అంటే 'గజ్జి రహిత' గుంపు కట్టాలి. అక్కడ ఎవడినైనా సొంగ ఆగే వరకు మెచ్చుకోవోచ్చు...ఎవడినైనా దూల తీరేవరకు అమ్మ..నా బూతులు తిట్టుకోవోచ్చు...అంటే...బరితెగించి కుమ్మేసుకోవచ్చు... ఇకపోతే...ఇందులోకి రావాలంటే ఒక్కటే అర్హత...ఏ గజ్జి ఉండకూడదు... మీలో ఎవరైనా ఉంటే ముందుకు రండి...నేను వెనక వస్తా....(ఇకపోతే...Surya ఈ గుంపు (గ్రూప్) ఫేస్బుక్లో ఎలా తయారు చేయాలో చెప్పవా?)

Arindam Bhaduri ''Ei ochenake ekbar,sudhu ekbar chine niyo....dekhbe Ami Achi,tomar e hridoy majhe.. Ar Amar e proticchobi poreche Tomar du-chokhe...!!! Tomake protidin chue jae je 'Komol Batash'..onubhob koro, se Batashe royechi Ami !!! Je 'Roddur' tomae snan korae sokal theke sondhe... tar protity alingon amar pathano !! Dekho,roechi ami,tomar sathe... 'Ochena Ushnota' hoe, ei ochenar prottek bindu 'khushi' du-haate, roddure,batashe niye"...... written by- ....Sanghamitra Bhaduri

Janna Bonita e anu nmn kung SMP??? hahaha..

Rre Moilwe dis point in tym ga ke e ikutlwe waitse

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Geanta Viorel Florentin MICA PUBLICITATE: vand tara avariata, 22 milioane de locuri, pe butuci. Km reali 238.391, ultimul proprietar. STARE TEHNICA:Are probleme cu alimentarea, o mică defecţiune la mecanismul de direcţie, că nu ţine linia dreaptă, şi merge cam înfrânată. Cutia de viteze e blocată în marşarier. Este înmatriculată în Europa, cu numere provizorii, se mai poate circula cu ea maxim o lună. ISTORIC: Este fabricată acum 2000 de ani, sub licenţă romană. A fost avariată în repetate rânduri. Prima dată a fost condusă de nişte ciobani, dar au mai călărit-o şi alţii. A fost reparată numai cu piese second hand, aduse de pe la turci. O perioadă a fost condusă bine de nişte nemţi, Carol I şi Ferdinand, dar apoi a încăput iarăşi pe mâna unor idioţi care au băgat-o prin toate gropile.Exteriorul a fost vopsit în 1989, dar interiorul este încă plin de rugină. A mai avut câteva reparaţii capitale, în 1600, 1859 şi 1918, dar a mai şi pierdut o parte din piese. COMBINATII: Predau leasingul, mai sunt de plată la ea câteva zeci de rate FMI. Accept şi variante de schimb cu o ţară similară din Africa, oricât de mică ar fi dar să funcţioneze. De ce o vând:Sincer să fiu, o vând că m-a lăsat în drum şi nu mă pricep la ea. Plus că îmi consumă cam mult, şi ca s-o repar mă costă cât nu face. Oricum, eu n-am permis de conducere pentru categoria asta de ţară, aşa că să o conducă cine s-o pricepe. Dacă nu o vrea nimeni, o dezmembrez şi o vând pe bucăţi. E păcat de ea, vă spun. Sper să o ia cineva care ştie să o aprecieze.

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