Once a group of Male Engineers went for 'Tirth yatra' their guru ji told them 'don't get distracted if you see any b'ful girl just close ur eyes and say HARI

Wer Musiclovers Once a group of Male Engineers went for 'Tirth yatra' their guru ji told them- 'don't get distracted if you see any b'ful girl, just close ur eyes and say, "HARI OM" after 2-3 days one guy said HARI OM, and the rest shouted 'kaha hain, kaha hain'???:P ;) :D

 

Susanna Tan Lang Mei When a friend puts in effort in a friendship with you no matter how busy she/he is, is considered a true friend.

 

Jesse Snider Just witnessed a Tim Hortons employee announce to people about the time he was hit on by a black attractive person, who turned out to be a transvestite,

 

Sayyed Manzur The Beauty Of Indian Traffic Is That: . . . . ... . . . . . One Has To Look On Both Sides; While Crossing A ONE WAY ROAD....See More

 

Joanah Mae Anub if i will be born a hundred times i would still choose to fall inlove with the same person i love today ...

 

Taffy McCurry Hell of a way to start my day!!!!!!!! Lets c can I get 5 hours of sleep...... Probably not.

 

Jeremy Bologna So my bday is tuesday but im havin a party at my house hit me up if ur down

 

Kiyauna Coney R. Kelly has a song for every random thought that's popping up in my head. Sex weed on blast in my ear phones ! <3

 

King YellowFlash Geez I hate it when people create a situation for amnesia by hitting me with a great amount of suspense.

 

Alissa Moneypenny so i seriously wish they made a pill u xould take that would make u hate someone cause love hurts like a motha fucka

 

Marco Holmes who lifts weights while smokin a black at 1 30 at night i do lol

 

Octavia Burnett I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me, I'm like bitch what if I was freestyling!

 

Imrann Nazir GuD mOrNInG..hAvE A nIcE ThUrSdaY

 

Resty Patriarca Anibigno this isnt a good time for DIET! and I hate it!

 

Catherine Anne Morgan The businessman took his new young secretary to a motel. She seemed shy and inexperienced, so he decided to tutor her in the art of love. He began by running his hands over her chest. "Do you know what I'm doing?" he asked. "No." "I'm fondling your breasts." Then he moved his hand between her legs. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "No." "I'm caressing your clitoris." Finally, he became so aroused that he couldn't wait, and entered her. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he panted. She responded coolly, "Yes. You're catching herpes!"

 

Rude Love Foley

 

Cynthia Culp today i bought season one of the PJ's.... was there even a second season to this show? haha i love it

 

Little Bitz A womans job is to make her home a safe haven for her man. Cook,clean,comfort. Support his decisions and make him look forward to come home. Have children,raise children. Organize the house. So all he has to do is get money and come home. She keeps track of all appointments, bills and important dates. If he goes to jail she bails him out...Or ride with him till he gets out. She is his backbone,his best friend, She NEVER lies,cheats,or steals from him. If she is in the streets with her man she is to stuff the work,hold the heat,drive his car. If the boys run down, she is to take it all and know that he will hold her down like she holds him down. A womans place is beside her man. If he busts, she's busting too. If he fights she's fighting too. When he wants to fuck she's ready, when his body aches she rubs it down. When he's hungry she feeds him, Thirsty? She hydrates him. A woman is her doctor's nurse, her lawyer's paralegal, her chef's waitresses and her pilots co-pilot! Its for u babe..I Love u daddy..!

 

Olaiya Sanusi God i need a better job, 4 rapid finacial growth in my life. God intervain

 

Peter Chexy 2 ol da fans of skulk dance crew join us at kawangware for a dance compe come prepared 2 shout n enjoy.c u on sunday afte luv u ol

 

Sonnyboy Mpofu Test driving a jetta 6 1.6 TSI.its jst beautyful

 

Samuel T Simmons Like a bull in a china shop, but the shelves have all been cleared, a thief in an empty vault, the sheep already sheered. A screen door on a submarine, an eagle with a broken wing. Hope in a dead mans dream, the sound of a bell that will never ring. You're just wasting time.

 

Phillip King Tucker Just pulled an all nighter talkin with gisel A. Ramirez i knw ima be knocked out in bowman second period 2morrow

 

Danew Wiz Play like a ass whole and get a ass whippin

 

Karynna Calderas I'm thirsty I could use a Big Red right about now(: lol