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Saikrishna Kantipudi మన హీరోలు పరీక్ష రాయటానికి వచ్చారు. వచ్చి ఎవరి టాలెంట్ వాళ్ళు చూపించారు.
పరిక్ష మొదలైన 10 నిమిషాల తరువాత వచ్చాడు మహేష్ బాబు
ఏంటి బాబు లేట్ అంటే ..
*మహేష్:* ఎప్పుడు వచ్చామని కాదు అన్నయ్య పరీక్ష రాశామా లేదా ..? అని వెళ్ళి
కూర్చున్నాడు.
(వెనకున్న చిరంజీవి బ్రదర్ ఇది తీసుకో అని స్లిప్ ఇచ్చాడు
మహేష్ థాంక్స్ చెబితే)
*చీరంజీవి:* థాంక్స్ కాదు బ్రదర్ ఆ స్లిప్ ను మూడు చేసి ముగ్గురికి ఇవ్వు, ఆ
ముగ్గురుని ఇంకో ముగ్గురకు ఇవ్వమని చెప్పు అలా మొత్తం స్లిప్ లు మయం చేయండి.
(అనగానే పక్కనే వున్న రామ్ చరణ్ అందుకుని)
*రామ్ చరణ్: *ఒక్కొకటి కాదు నాన్న, వంద స్లిప్పులు ఒక్కసారి పంపించు 300
వందలమందికి పంచుతా..
(అని కూర్చున్నాడు. అప్పుడు సాయికుమార్ వచ్చి)
*సాయికుమార్: *కనిపించే మూడు పేపర్లు .. OMR పేపర్, క్వశ్చన్ పేపర్, ఆన్సర్
పేపర్ అయితే కనిపించని ఆ నాలుగో పేపరేరా స్లిప్...స్లిప్...స్లిప్.
(అని తన స్లిప్ తను తీసుకుని కూర్చున్నాడు.)
స్లిప్ప్పులు ఎక్కువై కోపం వచ్చిన బాలకృష్ణ
*బాలకృష్ణ:* ఒరేయ్ .. నేను కాపీ కొట్టడం మొదలుపెడితే.... ఏ ప్రశ్నకి ఏ జవాబు
రాసానో కనుక్కోవడానికి వారం పట్టిద్ది. మర్యాదగా ఏ ప్రశ్నకు ఏ స్లిప్పో సరిగ్గా
చెప్పండి.
మరోపక్క స్లిప్పులు దొరక్క ఎగబడుతున్న వాళ్ళను పక్కకు నెట్టిన ప్రభాస్
*ప్రభాస్: *వాడు పొతే వీడు, వీడు పొతే నేను, అని
ఎవరైనా స్లిప్ కోసం ఎగబడితే ... దెబ్బకో తలకాయ్ చొప్పున బెంచిలకి బలవుతాయి
అని స్లిప్పు తెచ్చుకు రాసుకుంటున్నాడు.
యన్.టి.ఆర్ బుద్దిగా తన స్లిప్పు తను రాసుకుంటుంటే ఎవడో వచ్చి స్లిప్పు
లాక్కోబోతే వాడి చెయ్యి గట్టిగా పట్టుకుని
*జూ|| యన్.టి.ఆర్ : *రేయ్... సాఫ్ట్ గా లవర్ బాయ్ లాగా ఉన్నాడు అనుకుంటూన్నవేమో
... లోపల ఒరిజినల్ అలాగే ఉంది. స్లిప్పు వదల్లేదో ..... రచ్చ..రచ్చే..!
(అన్నాడు. ఈ లోపు ఎగ్జామ్ స్క్వాడ్ వచ్చి పేపర్లు లాక్కుని అందరినీ బయటకు
పంపారు. ఇన్ఫర్మేషన్ ఎవరు ఇచ్చారా...అని అందరు ఆలోచిస్తుంటే, అందరికన్నా చివరన
వచ్చాడు రవితేజ )
*రవితేజ: *ఇన్ఫర్మేషన్ ఎవరు ఇచ్చారా.. అనేగా మీ డవుటు.... నేనే...ఇచ్చా...!
ఊరికినే కాపీ కొడితే.... కిక్ ఏముంది నా అప్పడం. అందుకే స్క్వాడ్ ను పిలిచా..!
అని అక్కడి నుండి పరిగెత్తాడు. పట్టుకోవడానికి రవితేజ వెనకాల పడ్డారు మిగిలిన
అందరు.. @@@
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Aadil Rashid Majnoon nay sheher chora, tu Sehraa bhi chor day
Nizaray ki hawas ho tu Laila bhi chor day
Wa'az! kamal-e-tarq se milti hai yaan muraad
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Bismil nahe hai tu to Tarapna bhi chor day
Shabnam ki tarah pholoon pe ro, aur chaman se Chal
Iss Baagh mein Qyaam ka soda bhi chor day
Acha hai dil kay pass rahay pasbanay Aqal
Lakin kabhi kabhi issay tanha bhi chor day
Hai Ashiquee mein rasam alag sab se bethna
But-Khana bhi, Haram bhi, Kaleesa bhi chor day
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Tsantiri Gr Οι αναλυτές αναφέρουν ότι πρέπει να αποφεύγονται οι παρορμητικές και πανικόβλητες κινήσεις μεταξύ των επενδυτών, και γενικότερα στην οικονομία. Όμως η αλήθεια είναι, ότι αν είναι να πανικοβληθεί κανείς, καλό είναι να πανικοβληθεί εγκαίρως, καταλήγει μεταξύ άλλων ο Φάροου.
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Από τους κλυδωνισμούς, με τη Nothern Rock στο χείλος της καταστροφής πριν από τέσσερα χρόνια, οι χρηματοπιστωτικές ισορροπίες βρίσκονται σε εύθραυστη κατάσταση
Yasmin Alim They hurt her
Carmen was 17 years old when her parents decided to move to India. Her father had lost his job and the only way he could find a new employment was by moving to a new state. The relocation caused a lot of problems for Carmen. She had to leave her friends behind and attend a whole new school in India. Carmen had a hard time making friends when she changed schools. It was the middle of the school year and most of the students had no interest in being friends with the new girl. Initially, she spent many days alone, walking from class to class without speaking to anyone, but she eventually started hanging around with a group of five other girls. Carmen thought these girls were her friends, but it wasn’t long before she discovered that they had been talking about her behind her back and spreading vile rumors.
When she confronted them, the girls turned on her and began bullying her every day, making her life a misery. They started out calling her names, but then the bullying got much worse. One day, she left her school books in the classroom at break time. When she returned, she found someone had taken a sharpie and written dirty words all over her books. Another day, she opened her bag and discovered someone had poured yoghurt all over the insides. Sometimes, she would come to school and find her locker had been vandalized. The final straw came when she put on her coat at recess and found that someone had stuffed dog poop in her pockets.
There and then, Carmen decided that she couldn’t take the bullying any longer. She planned to stay behind, that evening, after school, and tell her teacher what had been happening. Unfortunately, her decision came too late to save her life.
After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poorgirl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.
They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!"
All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom.
The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girlslied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong.
Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure.
A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loudnoise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains.
Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off.
They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe herstory. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whetherit’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off.
So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower.
Mia Wang 9th~11st DEC 2011
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最犯賤的女人
就是跟有另一半的男人上床的女人
最噁心的女人
就是明明別人有另一半還粘上去的女人
最沒用的女人
就是用眼淚來挽留男人的女人
最白痴的女人
就是有第三者出現還原諒男人的女人
最好的女人
就是在你一無所有的時候還一直陪著你的女人
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Paula Franca resultado da minha prova de português,para nao deixar em branco eu resolvi escrever um poema haha !
Nada mais pode ser visto nessa situação,
cabeça aberta é a cura da nação.
Dinheiro,pobreza,classe social,
tem tanta gente morrendo por apenas um real.
Morte,sangue,é a revolução , tem que ter fé
si não é chão! Cuidado,parceiro, a sua volta é so dinheiro
e cadê a nossa vida ?
arma,governo, ta tudo perdido,
Nós e o mundo inteiro.
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