Saturday, December 3, 2011

so to me and my boy for having one hell of a life A bus conductor and his driver were both arguing to know who was much brilliant Driver:

Jemaurian's Momm
Jemaurian's Momm s/o to me and my boy for having one hell of a life....
 
Idris Okponobi
Idris Okponobi A bus conductor and his driver were both arguing to know who was much brilliant. Driver: You no go school? Conductor: Haba, I go school pass you oh! Driver: O ya wetin be 2 times 2? Conductor: Dat one na 22 now Driver: Fool!! Person don tell you the answer for back abi?
 
Jaime Munguía
Jaime Munguía Lorena Migrañas, Roy Di Lauro, Gabriela Munguía.....LOS EXTRAÑO Y ES MI CULPA.. YO LO SE.....!!!! (bueno en el caso de gaby mas bien solo soy pobre, tal vez eso es mas bien culpa del capitalismo global o de las políticas neoliberales.....)
 
Analou Dela Peña
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Mohammed Fawzy
Mohammed Fawzy https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=309074295779127&set=o.207048669318008&type=1&ref=nf
my new puppet Kabow
 
Annabella Koro
Annabella Koro Sala Koro and Epi Koro...so lukin 4ward to cee you alll!!<3<3<3/...tolo mai e ra sa wawa tu o ratou mai kaaaaa.....Lolsssss

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Sala Koro
 
Tasha Miller
Tasha Miller When filling out your Christmas cards this year, take one card and send it to this address: A Recovering American Soldier, c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center, 8901 Rockville Pike, Bethesda, MD 20889-5600. If we pass this on and everyone sends one card, think of how many cards these wonderful, special people, who have sacrificed so much would get. Please copy and post on your wall. :)
 
Colby Wyatt
Colby Wyatt A girl meets a boy on her yahoo messenger: crazy1 86: hey baby!!! h0tNsPiCy91: who is this??? ... ... ... crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!! h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this??? crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes... crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true. crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho. crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u. crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight.... h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!? crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you... crazy1 86 had signed off. The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly. Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out. Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead. PART 2... Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid. One night he was on the computer and received an instant messege. h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!! 2seXay4u: Who is this? h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis. 2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child. 2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh? h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you? h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister. h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death. 2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid. h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor. h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name. h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''. h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell. The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hung. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!" This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you! DONT BELEIVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE! :O
 
Zamantha Márquez
Zamantha Márquez chavos chavas si ustd tienen ninos AGANME EL FAVOR I CONTROLENLOS..en el doctor con kitzia I ESTO PARESE UNA SELVA :O

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Crystal Mercedes Estrada
Crystal Mercedes Estrada a whole day off to do what you may ask o just do the grocery shopping clean house and make dinner for darren hmmm what to do know \
 
Ahmed Nabel
Ahmed Nabel Nice Day Kolo Koora With : Mahmoud Hussien . Ahmed Mostafa . Mc-Star For-Rap . Five-o For-Rap . Rooney HoodStar . Shehab EL Deen . Black Ak . Dinho Arrivals . Ahmed Adel . El Dod :D

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Adriane Bosak
Adriane Bosak 'A sorriiiir eu pretendo levar a vida' http://youtu.be/_bBid7i34XI
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Dvd Cartola - Programa Ensaio 1974 Tv Cultura.

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Giovani Urio
 
Lubin Arria Gabarron
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Ayoo Jacckkie Perez
Ayoo Jacckkie Perez Ahhhh a few More Hours For S A T U R D A Y :o

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Cristian Campianu
Cristian Campianu Inainte aveam o viata foarte activa: jucam tenis, fotbal, biliard, sah. Participam la raliuri. Dar totul s-a terminat cand mi s-a stricat calculatorul ....:)

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David Alexandru
 
Token Smith
Token Smith ........O-o what should i do today?....round of the ducks...the chickens...the giats?...or a couple of half ton horses? play with the cats,or the dogs,take a walk in the woods....take a bath....clean my house....do laudray? I have no clue....or chat with Fam. and freinds online for a ew hours xD >:P maybe thats what ill doo....or not T_T
 
Christina Parra
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Willian Junior
Willian Junior Eu sou perdidamente apaixonado por Hobbie Stuart! E, se vc o conhece, vc é uma pessoa cool! E, se vc tbm gosta dele, vc é uma pessoa super cool!
 
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Patrick L Carney
Patrick L Carney A Nun? Drinking!? Sister Mary Katherine lived in a convent, a block away from Jack's liquor store. One day, in walked Sister Mary Katherine and she said, "Oh Jack, give me a pint o' the brandy." ... "Sister Mary Katherine," exclaimed Jack, "I could never do that! I've never sold alcohol to a nun in my life!" "Oh Jack," she responded, "it's only for the Mother Superior." Her voice dropped. "It helps her constipation, you know." So, Jack sold her the brandy. Later that night Jack closed the store and walked home. As he passed the convent, who should he see but Sister Mary Katherine; and she was snookered. She was singing and dancing, whirling around and flapping her arms like a bird, right there on the sidewalk. A crowd was gathering, so Jack pushed through and exclaimed, "Sister Mary Katherine! For shame! You told me this was for the Mother Superior's constipation!" Sister Mary Katherine didn't miss a beat as she replied: "And so it is, me lad, so it is. When she sees me, she's going to shit!" Cheers to a great weekend!!!!
 
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Balogun Adeola Gud 9it evrybdy,orun ayo lama sun o............!!!
 
Lamont RedTeam Marshall
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Walter Matkowski
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